parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

sassykardashian:

people who answer questions on yahoo answers saying “I’m not doing your hw for you”

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Australian Horror Story: Tony Abbott

shaiger:

everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?…

DORB

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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daleyprophet:

sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head 

eisenburrito:

when i find myself in times of trouble 

robert pattinson comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

“my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

frerardfuck:

netflix doesn’t care if you showered or not

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